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I'm growing a white beard, yet I'm too skinny to be Santa. My wife is pissed that I haven't shaved in a while.

(10-27-2017, 04:31 PM)Tynyyn Wrote: [ -> ]I'm growing a white beard, yet I'm too skinny to be Santa.  My wife is pissed that I haven't shaved in a while.

    You funny guy.

(10-27-2017, 04:31 PM)Tynyyn Wrote: [ -> ]I'm growing a white beard, yet I'm too skinny to be Santa.  My wife is pissed that I haven't shaved in a while.

Mine promised to be pissed off if I ever shaved my beard off again.

EFA: It has been a few years since one little girl (in the store with her mother) asked me in a JCPenney store if I was Santa Claus. One more reason to stay out of the malls during the holiday season.