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I tried not believing. That did not work, so now I just believe
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It has been a family joke for 60+ years. My aunt, who made truly awful arts and crafts projects was described as being able to "turn perfectly good lamps into old wood crates".
Sort of similar.
We have spacers between horizontal coils of steel in our factory. They come that way from the mill to make it easier to pick up individual coils from the stack.
These are rough cut strips of 3/4" x 2" x 12" pine. We have hundreds of these around the shop, usually in a stack which gets taken to the dumpster once of week.
When no one was paying attention I used some Woodworker's II to glue a bunch of these in a random pattern. So when the guy came to carry out the pieces they mostly went in a single assembly. It caused a bit of a ruckus in the factory. I though it was amusing.
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Good pallets are made form seasoned cottonwood and might last 2 to 3 years outdoors. Lousy furniture is made from particleboard. Lousy pallets are also made from particleboard and might last 3 to 4 months outdoors.
Rip to width. Plane to thickness. Cut to length. Join.