Gun show tip that might come in handy

[Wild Turkey]

Can't get the pix to post, but it was a sign in a vendor's display case:

"For and extra $4.95 I'll provide you with a receipt that matches what you told your wife you paid."






Wouldn't work for me.


After 41 years she knows what I'm gonna say before I even start thinking

[6270_Productions]

My wife stands right there beside me.

She says -

"We don't have one of those, do we?"

"When was the last time you saw one?"

"That one looks nice."

"Merry Christmas, Happy Anniversary, Happy Birthday (Choose correct words based on time of year.)"

"I don't know, if I want the .22 or the .45-70."  (When talking about the Henry lever action)  We haven't got either one, yet.  Still trying to decide.


Yes, she has a sister.  Three of them.  All married.

[Admiral]

My wife stands right there beside me.

She says -

"I don't know, if I want the .22 or the .45-70."  (When talking about the Henry lever action)  We haven't got either one, yet.  Still trying to decide.

Get her the .22 Golden Boy, great rifle and cheap to shoot, its so much fun.

[Lucky Irish]

When I buy anything (not often enough) I just hope she doesn't notice it....

[EricU]

one time I saw a colleague with his wife looking at hand tools in Lowes.  I told him, "remember, you're still living with the tool long after your wife forgets how much it cost."  Did not go over well.