Even Neanderthals...

[Admiral]

They used sex to sell shaving cream, ever so gently:


He played
A sax
Had no B.O.
But his whiskers scratched
So she let him go
Burma-Shave

He had the ring
He had the flat
But she felt his chin
And that
Was that
Burma-Shave

Bachelor's quarters
Dog on the rug
Whiskers to blame
No one
To hug
Burma-Shave

Dewhiskered
Kisses
Defrost
The
Misses
Burma-Shave

Romances are wrecked
Before they begin
By a hair
On the coat
Or a lot on the chin
Burma-Shave