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FOR SALE . . . - FloridaRetiree - 12-13-2018

Like-new corded British electric screw driver and several hundred zinc plated copper screws of various sizes and lengths.

 
Since they drive on the wrong side of the road and as you may guess, this tool and the screws tighten by turning counter clockwise. 
 
Cautionary note:  You must have 011 volt electric power and an appropriate electrical wall outlet.
 
Cheers!


RE: FOR SALE . . . - Chuck 80 - 12-13-2018

Cautionary note: You must have 011 volt electric power and an appropriate electrical wall outlet.

Who has 011 volt outlets?


RE: FOR SALE . . . - David Katz - 12-13-2018

(12-13-2018, 02:01 PM)Chuck 80 Wrote: Cautionary note:  You must have 011 volt electric power and an appropriate electrical wall outlet.

Who has 011 volt outlets?

[face palm]. It's a joke.


RE: FOR SALE . . . - Stwood_ - 12-13-2018

Is this April already?


RE: FOR SALE . . . - Woodjets - 12-13-2018

(12-13-2018, 02:01 PM)Chuck 80 Wrote: Who has 011 volt outlets?

The Keebler Elves.


RE: FOR SALE . . . - dg152 - 12-13-2018

Well, you got me! Good one!


RE: FOR SALE . . . - scpapa - 12-13-2018

(12-13-2018, 01:16 PM)FloridaRetiree Wrote: Like-new corded British electric screw driver and several hundred zinc plated copper screws of various sizes and lengths.

 
Since they drive on the wrong side of the road and as you may guess, this tool and the screws tighten by turning counter clockwise. 
 
Cautionary note:  You must have 011 volt electric power and an appropriate electrical wall outlet.
 
Cheers!

I could tell this is a joke because English don't say counter-clockwise; they say anti-clockwise.
Rick


RE: FOR SALE . . . - castguy2003 - 12-13-2018

(12-13-2018, 06:57 PM)scpapa Wrote: I could tell this is a joke because English don't say counter-clockwise; they say anti-clockwise.
Rick

Actually, in Britain the correct term for counter-clockwise would be wimbleshins


RE: FOR SALE . . . - FloridaRetiree - 12-14-2018

I really thought the plated copper screws would be
the first hint that this was an attempt at humor.

Anyway, Merry Christmas to all!


RE: FOR SALE . . . - hbmcc - 12-14-2018

How much? You need to list a price. I may be interested for my wife. She likes looking through those coin-operated telescopes from the "wrong" end.